Punch Your Inner Hippie: Cut Your Hair, Get a Job, and Make America Awesome Again – A Sarcastic Self-Help Guide to Confidence and Independence

Finally, a book that takes on the actual root cause of all failure: the hippie inside us all. In this delightfully sarcastic self-help book, Frank J. Fleming reveals that you don't achieve true improvement through slogans or positive thinking; you achieve it only by punching your inner hippie as hard and as often as possible.

Fleming helps you understand the enemy inside you and explains that hippies didn't arise just in the '60s but have been ruining civilizations since the dawn of time, as they will do to the United States if they are not stopped. He reveals the symptoms of hippie-ism—laziness, dependence, whining, and protesting—so you can gauge the strength of your own inner hippie. And, most important, he explains that there is but one way to deal with that annoying loser who keeps each of us from realizing our full potential: a punch right to his stupid face.

Do you doubt this is possible? That's your inner hippie talking. It's time to shut him up.