Fifty Shades of Shade

Fifty Shades of Shade
The Fifty Shades of Grey Parody

Chastity Stool is an innocent literature major at WSU. All she’s worrying about are her final exams and getting a job after graduation. One day her best friend and roommate, Melissa McCallahan, comes down with a routine bout of the foot-and-mouth-disease and asks Chastity to do an interview for her for the school newspaper. The subject of the interview: one Sebastian Shade, the young multi-millionaire CEO of Shade Enterprises. Everyone’s heard of this man of mystery except for Chastity, so off she drives to Seattle to conduct the interview and have and encounter that will change her virginal life forever. Oh, and hers too.

Eventually, she is lured in by Shade’s otherworldly hotness into his private world: a world of unapologetic sado-masochism and submission/domination. Chastity, a virgin who doesn’t know how to use email or masturbate, is simultaneously repulsed, frightened, and drawn to this complex man and his frightening Red Room of Pain (which includes a vintage Ms. Pac-Man arcade machine).

Equipped with only her naiveté and her italicized subconscious, Chastity is confronted with a choice in her life: submit to Shade’s sexual domination or, well, don’t.