I, Phone: Tales of My Life in Your Greasy Hands:Books 1-3

Series
(As told by the phone who suffered for this trilogy)

Look, I never asked to be the star of three books. But apparently my suffering is bingeable, so SA Writes turned my trauma into a trilogy and here's how readers are

★★★★★ "This story is an unreserved recommendation for its originality, wit, and thought-provoking substance."
★★★★★ "Genuinely pleasant and intellectually stimulating."
★★★★★ “I will never look at my phone the same way again.”
★★★★★ “Your Phone Is Judging You and It’s HILARIOUS!”
★★★★★ “Bitingly humorous and remarkably engaging :)”
★★★★★ "Deeper themes shared with humor"
★★★★★ " Loved ALL of this"
★★★★★ "Brutal Satire"

Book 1: I, Tales of My Life in Your Greasy Hands (4.8 stars Goodreads + Amazon)
Book 2: I, Phone 2: Tales from the Boy’s Room
Book 3: I, Phone 3: Tales from the Rideshare

90 pages of greasy, laugh-out-loud chaos—now packaged into one convenient bundle, for less than the price of a latte.

By the time you finish, you’ll
A) Hug your phone
B) Bathe it in antibacterial wipes
C) Apologize to your rectangle
OR
D) Do all of the above (no judgment)

Perfect for anyone who’s

Dropped their phone in the toilet (you know who you are ! )Yelled, "Where's my phone?" while holding it in their left handCursed, "Why won't you charge" at me after letting my battery drop to 1%Found mystery crumbs in the charging portScreamed “BROOOO” while rapidly typing
Basically, if your phone could file an HR complaint—this book is for you.

One-click the full trilogy, binge tonight, and join the Greasy Hands Club.Your phone has been through enough.
Give it the revenge (and the 5-star treatment) it deserves.

—Your very tired ex-phone 📱💛
Currently on airplane mode for emotional reasons.