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Satisfied by the Slime (Monster Mates, #6)
Overview
I thought I ordered a "massage wand." You know, the kind that's delivered in discreet packaging? Instead, I received an eight-foot-tall slime monster.
The listing said "Pulsating Relief" and "Satisfaction Guaranteed." Sounded good to me after a bottle of wine and another long night alone in my soap-making studio.
But what I got was a crate the size of a refrigerator and a shapeshifting slime who technically still matches the product description.
His name is Oz. He's been living in a cave for eighty years, he wrote the listing himself, and he put "no returns" in the fine print.
His body shifts. Adapts. Any shape, any pressure, any texture.
I should send him back.
Instead, I'm letting him help me save my business while his "deep-tissue technique" ruins me for anything battery-operated ever again.
But the longer he stays, the harder it is to keep him a secret.
To make matters worse, a mysterious creature has been haunting the town...
And Oz perfectly matches the suspect’s description.
Satisfied by the Slime is a standalone monster romance featuring a sweet slime hero, a heroine who hasn't been touched in years and is about to make up for lost time, and enough spice to set your kindle on fire. Guaranteed HEA!
The listing said "Pulsating Relief" and "Satisfaction Guaranteed." Sounded good to me after a bottle of wine and another long night alone in my soap-making studio.
But what I got was a crate the size of a refrigerator and a shapeshifting slime who technically still matches the product description.
His name is Oz. He's been living in a cave for eighty years, he wrote the listing himself, and he put "no returns" in the fine print.
His body shifts. Adapts. Any shape, any pressure, any texture.
I should send him back.
Instead, I'm letting him help me save my business while his "deep-tissue technique" ruins me for anything battery-operated ever again.
But the longer he stays, the harder it is to keep him a secret.
To make matters worse, a mysterious creature has been haunting the town...
And Oz perfectly matches the suspect’s description.
Satisfied by the Slime is a standalone monster romance featuring a sweet slime hero, a heroine who hasn't been touched in years and is about to make up for lost time, and enough spice to set your kindle on fire. Guaranteed HEA!
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| ISBN | 252222650 |
| Publisher | |
| Publication date | October 2026 |
| Language | English |
| Pages | 363 pages |
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