Cool the Coochie (Cool for the Summer)

Heatwaves make everyone a little crazy.

But when my fan dies at one in the morning, my toys betray me … well, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Thankfully, my window A/C is ready to blow. Literally.

He’s cold. He’s possessive. He’s energy-efficient.
And apparently, he can talk.

Unfortunately.

What starts as an innocent attempt to cool down quickly becomes the most cringe-worthy summer fling of my life, but the A/C promises to handle all my heat-related problems.

And according to him?

“Fans could never.”

So crank that thermostat down, drop your inhibitions, and prepare to feel the breeze.

Everyone deserves a summer fling.

Mine just happens to hang out of my window.