队友都是深井冰 [My Teammates Are All Crazy]

游戏主播荆宇一时失足，跌入了一个画风成迷的职业战队：

上单：我就是闭着眼睛，睡着，做梦，都能把你们全杀了！
中单：退缩？不存在的。我哪怕只剩一滴血，也要把你们全杀了！
射手：远程优势是什么？我就爱近身缠斗！有种别跑，让我把你们全杀了！
辅助：辅助？辅助个鬼！等我换个ad装，把你们全杀了！

荆宇：……
荆宇：都给我后退！我来杀！

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"My Teammates Are All Crazy"

Video game streamer Jing Yu, momentarily misstepped, and found himself in a strange professional gaming team.

Solo laner: Even if I have my eyes closed, asleep, dreaming, I can still kill you all!

Mid laner: Retreat? Not going to happen. Even if I only have one drop of blood left, I’m going to kill you all!

Marksman: Attack range advantage? I like to battle close-range! If you aren’t a coward then don’t run, let me kill you all!

Support: Support? As if! Wait until I switch to an AD build, then I’m going to kill you all!

Jing Yu: ……

Jing Yu: All of you, retreat! I’ll be the one to kill them!