黑天 - Hei Tian - Nights

新公历5711年，安全大厦5号办公室收到三段闯入讯息，来自太空监狱:
“亲爱的，我在看你。”
“别紧张，只是在监狱的转播大屏上。”
“突然很期待与你重逢，你是会笑着迎接我，还是当头给我一枪？”
楚斯坐在宽大的办公桌后，面色不变地看完讯息，回复道：“没记错的话，你的监·禁期限和星球寿命一样长。所以很遗憾，没有那一天。”
除非世界末日、星球炸了。
然而两年后……星球真的炸了。
楚斯：……

这篇设定奇葩写得浮夸，扯淡无依据，爱因斯坦棺材板按不住的那种扯淡
当太空魔幻看吧，1vs1，HE。
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一句话简介：亡命徒x斯文败类

In 5711 NCE (New Common Era), Office 5 of the Security Building received three unsolicited messages from the Space Prison:

– My dear, I’m watching you.
– Relax, you’re just on the big broadcast screen in the prison.
– I’m suddenly really looking forward to reuniting with you. Would you welcome me with a smile, or shoot me right in the head?

Chu Si, sitting behind his wide desk, read through the messages with a straight face.

“If I remember correctly,” he replied, “your sentence is the same duration as this planet’s lifespan. So, unfortunately, that day will not arrive.”

Unless it’s the end of the world and the planet explodes.

But then two years later… the planet really did explode.

Chu Si: “…”