I Became the Ancient Tentacle Alien’s Egg-Laying Hucow

I’m Veronica, an archaeologist with expertise in ancient languages. When an earthquake suddenly reveals a buried pyramid, my former professor calls me to come look at the unusual hieroglyphics.
What I discover, though, is unlike anything I’ve ever seen. A portal in a room deep inside the pyramid is still functional, and now, I’ve just made contact with an ancient tentacle alien!
The female alien promises that if I’m willing to incubate and lay her eggs, she will give me knowledge that has been lost for millennia. However, I also need to find a man to make a contribution to the process. My handsome former professor instantly comes to mind.
With the eggs in my belly now glowing, and growing larger by the minute, my best assets also enlarge and become productive.
But now, the challenge is to keep all this a secret, because the last thing we want is for the military to get involved…